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Proverbial Monkeys is the media empire of renowned tv personality Samuel Collins. Beloved by insomniacs and grandmothers across Lake County and beyond, Samuel anchored the late-late-late-late-late-early-early show on K-RAP until an unlocked iphone and an FCC ruling gave him the courage to make the leap into the howling internet hurricane of rumors, lies, career-ending dick pics and lethal health advice. Thanks to the FCC plea-bargain Samuel can now be seen on youtube if you search hard enough, for no more than a statutory seven-and-a-half minutes at a time.