Doors! What Even Are They?
Remember #doors? Humans have only had doors for 60,000 years and perhaps #caves really *are* better without them. How could anyone want doors when everyone knows #guns are way safer around #children and #schools than doors are? Also, #stairs #shot more people than #guncontrol last year, so let’s blame stairs for something. How are doors worse than #satan? Let’s find out!
