Head Monkey

Proverbial Monkeys is the disfigured brainchild of universally ignored creative genius Samuel Collins. Following a mediocre career in journalism and a high-profile defamation lawsuit, award-missing late-late-late-early-early anchor Samuel Collins now “works” on youtube

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#Comrade #Question: Chairman #Putin’s Plan For #Nuclear #War Is Definitely Not A #Bluff Honest.

September 29, 2022 September 29, 2022

Comrade Question: Our Illustrious Supreme Leader and Divine Benefactor #Chairman Putin’s Righteous Plan To Unite #NATO and Bri...

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September ’22 – A Week In Memes

September 22, 2022 September 29, 2022

This has been a very busy week of sleeping through terrifying events that were overshadowed by tedious rich-people events – an...

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1st Annual FBI Advanced Golfist’s Match

September 13, 2022 September 29, 2022

Advanced Golfist Trailblazer Fired-Former-President (yes, really) takes part in first annual FBI Golfist race to see who can squeal...

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Is Your #Retirement #Plan Right For You?

September 11, 2022 September 13, 2022

Are you #40 or under and worried you’re paying into the wrong #retirement plan? Look no further than this #climate-conscious a...

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Is It The #Rapture Yet?

August 26, 2022 August 27, 2022

Is it The #Rapture yet? The suspense is killing me. Also the #radiation, because #Zaporizhzhia, the largest #nuclear #power #plant i...

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We’re All Gonna Die Of Weather

August 25, 2022 August 25, 2022

Climate change is a tremendous opportunity for our leaders to funnel the money leftover from not doing anything about Covid Infinity...

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Doors! What Even Are They?

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Remember #doors? Humans have only had doors for 60,000 years and perhaps #caves really *are* better without them. How could anyone w...

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December ’21 Top 5: The Month That Time Ignored

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December is the time for alcohol and forgetting. And drinking enough to forget how much you’ve drinked. It’s not a time...

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Worried About Sugar?

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#Worried about your #sugar intake? Don’t be! Relief is at hand! #healthyliving #diet #science #environment #climatechange

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Everything I Never Wanted To Learn About Microphones During A Plague

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A #sarcastic comparison #review of condenser #microphones for indoor #dialogue, including the Stagg CM-5060, #AudioTechnica AT8033,...

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Head Monkey

#Comrade #Question: Chairman #Putin’s Plan For #Nuclear #War Is Definitely Not A #Bluff Honest.

September ’22 – A Week In Memes

1st Annual FBI Advanced Golfist’s Match

Is Your #Retirement #Plan Right For You?

Is It The #Rapture Yet?

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December ’21 Top 5: The Month That Time Ignored

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