- On the fence about post.. pre…? pre? post? post-apocalypse cannibalism?
- Maybe you just think I’m a massive asshole and want to prove me wrong about your grandkids’ willingness to eat people?
- Maybe you’re a masochist dying to pay my ongoing legal fees?
- Maybe you’re a sadist itching to see how quickly I’ll abandon my anarcho-socialist pretences in the face of cold, hard cash. (Does $1 a month answer that for you? No? How about $1 total?)
Then it’s time to put your money where your mouth is by sending your hard-earned wad to one of these worthy causes. Or me.
And then hatemail me about it so I can put your massive flex in the Hall Of Fame.