Head Monkey

Proverbial Monkeys is the disfigured brainchild of universally ignored creative genius Samuel Collins. Following a mediocre career in journalism and a high-profile defamation lawsuit, award-missing late-late-late-early-early anchor Samuel Collins now “works” on youtube

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Hall Of Fame!

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November 7, 2021 November 8, 2021

A.K.A Mr And Mrs Collins. Yes they do exist. No they don’t want to be associated with me on the internet. Yes of course I̵...

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BECAUSE CVS IS FUCKING EVIL.

November 7, 2021 November 8, 2021

CVS is fucking evil and is willing to gut the Americans With Disabilities act so it can save money by refusing to post HIV meds. To...

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November 5, 2021

Where good luck and poor life choices conspire to delay the inevitable!

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Everything I Never Wanted To Learn About Microphones During A Plague

June 4, 2021 February 1, 2022

A #sarcastic comparison #review of condenser #microphones for indoor #dialogue, including the Stagg CM-5060, #AudioTechnica AT8033,...

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Surprise! It’s An Acquittal!

February 19, 2021 February 1, 2022

It’s The Impeachment Reveal Party at Proverbial Monkeys News Network! ▶Subscribe: ▶Do It Do It Do It Do It!▶ http://www.youtub...

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An Ode to Mitch McConnell

February 7, 2021 August 27, 2022

It couldn’t happen to a nicer guy. ▶Subscribe: ▶Do It Do It Do It Do It!▶ http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDvoMmsuzMw_8prVp3BQ...

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Doors! What Even Are They?

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Remember #doors? Humans have only had doors for 60,000 years and perhaps #caves really *are* better without them. How could anyone w...

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December ’21 Top 5: The Month That Time Ignored

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December is the time for alcohol and forgetting. And drinking enough to forget how much you’ve drinked. It’s not a time...

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Worried About Sugar?

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#Worried about your #sugar intake? Don’t be! Relief is at hand! #healthyliving #diet #science #environment #climatechange

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Everything I Never Wanted To Learn About Microphones During A Plague

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A #sarcastic comparison #review of condenser #microphones for indoor #dialogue, including the Stagg CM-5060, #AudioTechnica AT8033,...

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BECAUSE CVS IS FUCKING EVIL.

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Surprise! It’s An Acquittal!

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